What I didn't tell you at the time was that I'd submitted a bid that wasn't automatically rejected. Somehow, it managed to survive the next couple days until now (I swear, it wasn't even that high...), and I won.
Of course, I wouldn't just taunt you with this story without planning to show you the yarn:
Isn't it beautiful? Doesn't it just remind you of the sea and all the different colors thereof? Don't you wish it was yours?
Of course you do.
Unfortunately for you, Dear Reader, it's mine. I won.
Now, if someone were to propose a contest I could run, with the yarn going to the winner...I might entertain that idea.
For this plan to work, though, I'd actually need to know I have a following...which means you'd have to post comments letting me know you're there.
So...do you want this yarn?
Come on, you know you want it...
Then let me know why I should give it to you.